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US To Nuke Leaking Well

The US DoD announced contingency plans to use old nuclear weapons to seal the well leaking into the Gulf of Mexico.

“We figure it will kill two birds with one stone, excuse the pun, and cause little damage to the environment. We are asking all the volunteer Americans with shovels and buckets on the South coast to evacuate the beaches as any tar balls will probably be radioactive.”

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