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OK, Maybe A Way Back Joke

The NSA, the CIA and the FBI are all trying to prove that
they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President
decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a
forest and each of them has to catch it.

The NSA goes into the forest. They place animal informants
throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral
witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations,
they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The CIA goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn
the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit
and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The FBI goes in. They come out just two hours later with a
badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay, okay, I’m a
rabbit, I’m a rabbit.”