Stupidest Man In America – August 19th Edition

Where do you find these people? I mean I could insult rocks.

Todd Akin, a member of the House of Representatives and recently appointed Senate nominee for Missouri, made the claim during an interview in which he attempted to explain his no-exceptions policy in regards to abortion.

In reference to pregnancy resulting from rape, Akin told KTVI-TV: “First of all, from what I understand from doctors, that is really rare.

“If it is a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try and shut that whole thing down.”

How do you debate stupid that deep?

It’s The End Of The Underground As We Know It

First it was facebook,

Researchers in academia, and increasingly within the mobile industry, are working with large databases showing where and when calls and texts are made and received to reveal commuting habits, how far people travel for public events, and even significant social trends.

Now I know why the CIA won’t hire anyone with an internet presence. Then the tin foil hats got into it,

A bipartisan pair of Senate leaders have introduced a first-of-its-kind bill aimed at stopping terrorist suspects such as the would-be Times Square bomber from hiding their identities by using prepaid cellphones to plot their attacks.

Now I’m discovering knots in the string between me and the cell members that I don’t recall tying. We are doomed!

Wait! General Patreaus is knocking at the door….