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TEPCO To Cool Reactors With Chinese Paint

In a move seen as a cover up by a certain blogger, officials at the Fukushima nuclear all is well, sort of, have announced that large quantities of Chinese paint will be diverted from children toy manufacturers to be pumped onto the disabled nuclear facilities. “We think the lead in the paint will be very helpful in covering up the leaks and managerial errors,” stated one spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous since she was not authorized to speak truthfully.