Category Archives: Charlie Tuna of Romance

For Those Of You Whom Were

Upset, distressed, freaked out, miffed, irritated with or by, or beaten by husbands or wives, for my flirting remarks, apologies, that was not the intention, but I do have an extra bridge I will name after you, or sell to you, if you actually believe that such a thing could be done, at least with good taste.

Truth be told, you guys are all knotted up and need to let your ya-yas out more often. Have some fun, enjoy life. Learn to play. After thirty years of marriage, I’m scared sh@#less by other women.