Yes, But There Is Working Consensus In Our National Politics

To spend $500 million helping al Qaeda rebels blow up Syrian roads, bridges and people.

There is no working consensus in our national politics that we need decent roads.

There is no working consensus in our national politics that we should do what we can to keep bridges from falling into rivers.

There is no working consensus in our national politics that we should try to avoid having potholes in our airport runways.

There is no working consensus in our national politics that we should no longer get our water from pipes laid down in the second Cleveland administration.

There is no working consensus in our national politics that railroad tracks should be continuous and have no cracks or breaks in them.

There is no working consensus in our national politics that dams should not crack and break. This is true if said dams are holding back water or coal-ash slurry, which are indistinguishable within our national politics.

In fact the President wants $1.8 billion to build “detention facilities” for the wayward, lost children of the American dream flooding the Southern border with the Louie Gohmert’s Fiction Fandango, the Texas GOP’s wet dream in the desert,

“In the end, they have said that they want to turn Texas blue, they want to turn America blue,” he said. “And if you bring in hundreds of thousands or millions of people and give them the ability to vote and tell them – as Quico Canseco said, he had illegals in his district that were told, ‘If you want to keep getting the benefits, you have to vote, and President Obama’s lawyers are not going to allow them to ask for an ID, so go vote or you’re going to lose the benefits you’re getting now.’ That drives people to vote and it will ensure that Republicans don’t ever get elected again.” The Texas Republican also told Malzberg that the Central American refugees, combined with the end of the gold standard during the Nixon administration, will bankrupt the country.

And to think some people actually want to build a nation in America, which as we all know has been there, done that. Thank God for soccer balls, which compare favorably to basketballs and Louie’s head, which, (presumably excluding Louie’s head,) will be given to the wayward youths escaping violence in their nations, who have showed up here just to subvert motherhood and apple pie in the States.

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