Dear Millennials,

Just so you know, this people were dorks when they were young, and have shown no signs of improvement since then.

AMONG Americans age 40 and older, there’s a pastime more popular than football, Candy Crush or HBO.

It’s bashing millennials.

Oh, the hours of fun we have, marveling at their self-fascination and gaping at their sense of entitlement! It’s been an especially spirited romp lately, as a new batch of them graduate from college and gambol toward our cubicles, prompting us to wonder afresh about the havoc they’ll wreak on our world.

We have a hell of a lot of nerve, considering the havoc we’ve wrought on theirs.

Not to mention we have saddle you with the cost of two wars, and in forty years, the cost of treating the veterans of those two wars in their expensive old age, and generally made life more difficult for others so that ours would continue on the previous trajectory the greatest generation bequeathed to us.

There is a certain group in every generation that is totally clueless and self unaware, and I wouldn’t take their criticism as anything more than the rambling of fools, which they are. I doubt any of these sorts would venture into a discussion of their criticisms with me, preferring I suppose, to do their whining on FOX News opinion shows and rubbing Desitin on their second amendment rashes.

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