We’re So Sorry, Uncle Albert

The butter wouldn’t melt so we stuck it in a pie,

E-mail and SMS hold-outs are a danger to the Internet because they foul up media giants’ tracking, according to analysts with an interest in flogging social tracking services to media giants.
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Vulture South is now working on a new way to tell its contacts about things. It’s called the telephone, and we’ll be interested – nay, fascinated – to see if it catches on, and how many social media tracking scum analysts will bid to the “Five Eyes” partners for that vital edge in content marketing. ®

Arrr arr arr

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