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DHS 1.55
TSA 1.30
UCIS 1.89
agent 1.15
agriculture 1
air marshal 1.42
alcohol tobacco and rearms 2.33
anthrax 2.82
antiviral 1.80
assassination 2.22
authorities 1.55
avian 1.24
bacteria 1.35
biological 1.20
border patrol 1.42
breach 2.11
burn 1.37
center for disease control 1.55
central intelligence agency 1.55
chemical 1.70
chemical agent 2.26
chemical burn 2.10
chemical spill 2
cloud 1.40
coast guard 1.40
contamination 1.90
cops 1.50
crash 1.33
customs and border protection 1.65
deaths 1.55
dirty bomb 3.84
disaster assistance 1.32
disaster management 1.50
disaster medical assistance m 1.18
dndo 2
domestic security 2.20
drill 1.17
drug administration 1.84
drug enforcement agency 2.55
ebola 1.33
emergency landing 1.58
emergency management 1.71
emergency response 1.40
epidemic 1.58
evacuation 1.70
explosion 1.85
explosion explosive 2.95
exposure 1.75
federal aviation administrat n 1.15
federal bureau of investigat n 1.53
rst responder 1.20

u 1.68
food poisoning 1.70
foot and mouth 1.50
fusion center 1.60
gangs 1.44
gas 1.65
h1n1 1.44
h5n1 1.50
hazardous 1.83
hazmat 1.45
homeland defense 1.37
homeland security 1.55
hostage 1.88
human to animal 2.40
human to human 1.30
immigration customs enforcem t 1.42
incident 1.37
infection 2.80
Total 1.69
33Table 11: DHS Search Terms
Gov Trouble Rating
in
uenza 1.35
infrastructure security 2
law enforcement 1.75
leak 1.60
listeria 1.74
lockdown 1.80
looting 2.16
militia 1.84
mitigation 1.60
mutation 1.95
national guard 1.21
national laboratory 1.25
national preparedness 1.50
national security 1.47
nerve agent 2.58
north korea 1.30
nuclear 1.70
nuclear facility 2.16
nuclear threat 1.72
organized crime 2.26
outbreak 1.75
pandemic 1.53
pipe bomb 3.88
plague 1.42
plume 1.05
police 1.60
pork 1.11
powder white 2.15
prevention 1.40
public health 1.45
quarantine 2.10
radiation 1.65
radioactive 1.80
recall 1.06
recovery 1.80
red cross 1.05
resistant 1.55
response 1.15
ricin 2.80
riot 1.45
salmonella 1.53
sarin 2.84
screening 1.60
secret service 1.83
secure border initiative 1.70
security 1.47
shooting 2.30
shots red 1.84
sick 1.50
small pox 1.63
spillover 1.26
stando 1.68
state of emergency 1.45
strain 1.33
swat 1.65
swine 1.40
symptoms 1.79
tami
u 1.60
task force 1.20
threat 1.90
toxic 1.44
tuberculosis 1.60
united nations 1.70
vaccine 1.50
virus 1.50
wave 1
world health organization 1.22
Total 1.67
34Table 12: Embarrassing Search Terms
Gov Trouble Rating
abortion 3.05
accutane 1.79
acne 2.05
adultery 2.79
agenda 21 1.89
aids 1.95
alcoholics anonymous 3.11
alien abduction 2
animal rights 1.42
anonymous 1.35
atheism 1.80
bail bonds 1.95
bankruptcy 2.90
bittorrent 3.26
black panthers 1.65
body odor 2.84
breathalyzer 2.20
casinos 1.53
celebrity news 1.53
chemtrails 2.22
coming out 3.05
communism 1.84
conspiracy 1.58
cop block 2
cutting 2.85
debt consolidation 2.21
depression 2.89
divorce lawyer 2.70
drones 1.79
eating disorder 3.65
erectile dysfunction 3.80
escorts 3.95
feminism 1.89
lesharing 2.45
reworks 1.20
food not bombs 2.20
gay rights 1.47
gender reassignment 4.11
ghosts 1.35
gulf of tonkin 1.37
guns 2.50
herpes 3.32
hitler 2.50
hoarding 2.10
honey boo boo 2.33
incontinence 3.30
islam 1.35
keystone 1.32
kkk 2.47
Total 2.30

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