BREAKING NEWS !!!

Alton B. Seymour of Browns Round, Oklahoma has announced that he has received a patent for his anal douche, in development for over twenty-five years and is ready for clinical studies. “This product not only will let you think you squat doesn’t stink, but let you know it doesn’t. It comes in three fragrances, roses, violets and peach.”

Mr. Seymour plans on developing further fragrances as demand demands.

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