Don’t care about Festivus
no, I don’t give a damn
poking a finger at the rest of us
eating sphagetti from a can.
Don’t know why TV won’t right
the wrong to Pancho Clause
everyone is getting uptight
because that’s they way they always was.
So I’m heading down to South pole
find a place to decry
Santa Clause is just another Yankee
Carpet bagging sleigh rides.