!! Breaking News!!

A brick in a remote jungle in an undisclosed region has begun the process of creating a BIOS system which is feared could lead to the spontaneous creation of a functioning computer of immense power, capable of playing Christmas music, YouTube videos and printing tube socks which bunch up around the wearers ankles.

To think, I almost started watching TV again.

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