Pesky Neighbors

Trial by jury, eh?

A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex. … Earlier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.

But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.

That would explain previous neighbors heretofore inexplicable ear injuries.

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